Vegetable Man Yells State of the Union Address

A friend from the left coast of the country told me of his experience the other night while Vegetable Man gave, what seemed to me, his first campaign speech.

And, like me and most rational citizens I know, even failing CNN alluded to not finding much truth in the presentation. My friend owns a well-tuned B--l S--t Detector he keeps out in the garage. When the siren kept becoming louder and louder, he had a hard time turning it down or off as not to frighten or annoy his neighbors.

Luckily, it is kept in his garage. He grabbed a ball peen hammer, hit it a few times with no appreciable decibel reduction. He then grabbed a sledgehammer and – like Lizzie Borden – gave it 40 wacks. That did the trick; his B S Detector ended up in smithereens.

But now my friend, Charlie, has to purchase a replacement in time for the 'official' start of what promised to be a hilarious campaign season, especially if Biden continues on the same deceitful and/or phantasmagorical track he has already chosen.

A M Kane

Hobe Sound

This is an editoral from one of our members and not the official position of the Martin County Republican Executive Committee.